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The Trio.
3 lonegunmen stories by Traci



# 1
      
Rating: G
Comedy. 
Plotless  but fun.
Opening teaser: Jimmy walks in with a bottle of
sobe,
opens it, he looks at the bottle  "refrigerate after
opening." he turns and puts in the fridge.

Lost in the translation.

Byers and Langly are working. Byers speaks.

Byers: Did  you call her?

Langly: call her what?

Byers: Not call her what, call her.

Langly: Huh?

Byers:  I didn't ask you if you called her anything,
did you call her?

Frohike walks in:

Byers: Frohike did you call her?

Frohike (pointing to Langly) did I call him a her?

Byers: Not him a her.

Jimmy joins  them.

Jimmy: what's a himmaher?

Byers: (exasperated) DID anybody call that lady
back?  The one we were trying to help!

Jimmy: oh her.. She moved, sent us a postcard, I
accidentally threw it away. It was full of 
abbreviations.  Then Yves told me it was code, by that time it was
too late.
It  Came From Where?


The gunmen, jimmy and Yves were all in the van
together

Jimmy handed Yves a box.

Jimmy: This is for you.

She took the box and opened it.

Yves: what a pretty scarf.

Jimmy: thank you. It came from finger-friends.

Yves: finger hut?

Jimmy: no my friends.

Yves: You started to say finger hut.

Jimmy: yes I know, that was a mistake it came from
my friends.

Yves: You have friends that work for fingerhut.

Jimmy: no, I didn't mean  that I made a mistake when
I said it, Frohike had developed a severe headache from all of
it spoke up

Frohike: Who the hell cares? You can pretend it came
from his  butt, if you'd  like!



#2 & 3 coming soon.